Den of Iniquity :: Jodine16's slash fanfiction

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Speckek Adventures
Instant Paper Messaging: 1 Story From the Stars by Jodine16 [Reviews - 4]

Note: It should be noted to all readers that sanity was not part of the production of this.....crack-y-ness. All thin lipped, nose in the air, tight arses without a sense of humour are seriously advised to leave this page IMMEDIATELY.

That is all.

Moggiye16: Hey guys!
Jen: sup n*****s!
Kels[^^]: Hey guys! (Jen, SPACECAKE!)
Moggiye16: ooooooo I want sum of that shit!
SPACECAKE!: Only? ^^;; I want sum too! *meks de speckek*
Kels[^^]: *pic of speckek* look @ the majesty of spacecake! It is so majestic.
Moggiye16: *Gets out the good plates and spatulas* Bring it on!
SPACECAKE!: O_O *runs away screaming*
Kels[^^]: YaY! MORE 4 US!
SPACECAKE!: *Runs back to stew spacecake and runs away again* :3
Moggiye16: *Chases w/ pitchfork* Here Cakey cakey cakey!
SPACECAKE!: nuuuuuuuuuuuuu *breath* uuuuuuuuuuuu! You shall never get me, thou apricock! *disappears*
Kels[^^]: Here’s my trusty bloodhound, BLOODY! Go, find the majestic spacecake & eat Jen if you must!
Moggiye16: *Watches dog go* Bet she’d like that! :P
Jen: Speckek is gone. *is eaten by dog* it’s the mary-kate and Ashley mystery book from HELL!!!!!
Kels[^^]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Kill them ALLLL!!!
Moggiye16: *Reads* Hey, this is looking good! *puts on stick over random fire*
Jen: O_X *Zombie munches Mog* :D
Kels[^^]: Jen? Where’s Mog? Maybe we should find her.
Jen: I ate her *burp* ^^^;;
Moggiye16: *Echos* Hello?! Anyone here?....Hey. a hole, I’ll find my way out through her intestines.
Jen: *Smacks tummy* NO! You stay in there, foo! Don’t make me rap about you!
Kels[^^]: Gee Jen how did you get Mog back in there?
Jen: I told you I ate her. Well, my bum did. :3
Kels[^^]: Gee Jen, sounds epic! But I got 1 question, what do you use your mouth 4 then? ^o^
Moggiye16: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............Hey a peanut. Is that a chilli bean? I’ll make her fart me out! *Tosses bean in stomach acid* *Bean makes lots of bubbles*
Jen: Uhhhh, mouths are good for sex! :D I don’t feel so good... I know! *Chases Kels around and pins her down and farts in her face* VIVE la spacecake!!
Moggiye16: Yes I’m free!!! Free!!!......uh hey Kels! This ain’t awkward or anything! :P:D ^O^
Kels[^^]: Uh guys I can’t breath! HELP! *POP* THIS IS SPARTA!!!
Jen: No Kels, this is.... CAKE TOWN!!!!!!
Moggiye16: OMG I can imagine Kels w/Eric and she’ll think of something funny and snort white stuff! :D:D:D:D
Jen: I’ll rap for you and Eric. Right after something white comes outyour nose! XDDDDD PS. Don’t hate me!
Kels[^^]: I Like ICING! CAKE!
Moggiye16: I like variety icing, vanilla is so bland.
Jen: I like rainbow ponies!!!!!
Kels[^^]: MY LITTLE PONY CAKE!
Officer: u 3 r cumming w/ us!
Moggiye16: Let’s pet their dogs (or is it legs? :P) and show some skin! *shows bare ankle*
Jen: ORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kels[^^]: OOOO! A rock! *Clunk!* *Hits Jen on head*

TBC
Will Jen survive?
Who is the cop?
Is Kelsey high?
Is Mog’s ankle that hairy?

Find out next time on SPECKEK!!!

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